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Ingest Me by Lesley Camphouse: [Extreme Horror Book Review]

Ingest Me Plot Ingest Me is a nasty little of extreme horror novella about a teenager driven by pure hatred of his family and radicalised by incel forums. In the novel, Tristan is an entitled little goblin who grows to resent women after becoming jealous of his baby sister – the child of his mother’s new ‘Chad’ boyfriend. Because Tristan is extremely brave, he starts secretly mixing pieces of himself into his family’s food: hair, nails, and … other things … You could most likely guess what these things are and be right. If that premise sounds grotesque, that’s because...

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Spawn (1997): More style than substance

I remember picking up Spawn (1997) on VHS at an outdoor car boot sale when I was a kid. I can’t quite recall if that was my first introduction to the Spawn franchise or if it was when my grandmother bought me a Spawn action figure from the pound shop (that’s the dollar store for those across the pond). The figurine came with a mini comic, which I became a bit obsessed with, reading it over and over again. It was probably only 10 or 12 pages long, but the part that really stuck with me was a panel of Clown cooking a rat in an alley, singing “Hey diddle diddle, a rat on the griddle.” Then he assured us readers it wasn’t a rat, just a large field mouse.

It was just another thing, like Warhammer, I wanted to dive into as a kid but didn’t know how—or have the money—to do so. I have fond memories of watching Spawn, but I was curious how it would hold up now that I’m revisiting it as an adult.